College reopened on Wednesday and so, the last three days haven't been too productive. Our teachers tried their best to keep us entertained, by teaching us about catchy memories (cache) and telling us that without our co-operation, classes would become very momentaneous (monotonous). In spite of all these extremely demotivating happenings all around me, however, I managed to come up with a PJ that had everyone I know groaning in pain. And no, I'm not going to spare you guys.
Q: What do you call a German rickshaw?
A: An Otto.
And before you lose your faith in mankind's sense of humour, here's something that'll definitely make you laugh. Allegedly, these are all actual headlines that have been published somewhere in the world. Have fun!
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Inclusion Of Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training